Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Wahoooo! Disease free!!

Thank God!!! well not god cos I don't really believe in god in a religious sense, Thank whatever/whoever made people! (evolution?)

I got all my test results back and the were all good. My bloods showed no sign of any diseases or ailments that would have needed astronomically costing treatments and I have no problems in the liver or pancreas.

There was however the presence of Helicobacter Pylori which could mean I have the beginnings of an Ulcer(gay) but not in quantities to worry about yet, as long as I keep on the medication till it runs out and dont drink alcohol or too much caffeine(GRRRRRRR) for a while and then only in moderation ill be ok! (fuck the moderation, what doesn't kill ya makes you stronger, muhahahahahahahah) I managed to avoid the endoscopy too so far which is great cos the last time I had one I totally empathised with any girl who tried to unsuccesfully deep throat! it was bloody 'orrid.

Now my google adsense is gonna find that sentence and put porn links on my blog. Ah well at least Woggzeh will be entertained!

Lee

2 comments:

Unknown said...

A gay ulcer? Hmm, at least it'll look good and not hit on your girlfriend.

Woggzeh said...

Why don't you empathise with any man who has unsuccessfully tried to deep throat?